It’s been a while

Sorry I haven’t posted anything in like 1,5 months. I’ve been busy playing.

I have had many goods hand and much much more bad hands.

For example:

Sick

Now how is that possible? Getting tired of playing in PokerStars. Thinking of going to FullTilt, TrioBet or UniBet.

Peace out!

Hey, PokerStars! Hey, hey PokerStars!! F*** you!

So after a while I thought I’d try to play some sngs. I shouldn’t have…

1) The worst donk in the history of online poker
So it’s the final table of a 45 player $1,2 sng. Blinds are 100/200 and I have about 5k left. I’m on the small blind with KK. I’m facing a call and a 3bb raise. So I come over the top with 1800 (the raise before was 600). Got two calls. So the pot’s now about 6k. The flop comes 2,8,7. Two diamonds. I’ve got a king of diamonds so I still got outs if someone gets a flush. But I don’t want them to draw, so I push my last 3k chips in. One guy folds and the other guy insta-calls (about half his stack). So, he has AKs (clubs). I’m thinking, nice, i get to double up and even more. But then PokerStars saves the day again and puts a fucking ace on the table in the turn. I think even my worst enemies wouldn’t do that… What’s wrong with you, PokerStars? And who the fuck calls with AK on such a flop and no draw. Idiots all around me…

2) Here we go again
So I’m playing the 4-max shootout. Got through the first table in 8 hands. Easy-peasy. So I waited about an hour and the next round starts. I soon take the lead and dictate the game. Until this happens..

There are still four players in the table. I’m the biggest stack and on the small blind again with AKos. I’m facing two folds, so ofcourse I raise to the second-biggest stack. I don’t know what he was thinking, that I was stealing the blinds or something, anyway, he pushed all in. I’m thinkng, what the hell, I got AK, and even if I lose, I still got some chips left. So I call. And he turns over 8,10s. The flop comes 6,9,Q. The turn is a jack. And guess what? The river is a seven. I love PokerStars so much!!!!

3) The last hand today
So I have about 800 left in the shootout after getting a marvellous river. The blinds are 100/200 so I don’t have much time left. So I’m on the button with A7s (clubs), four players are still in the table. So basicly it’s all in for sure. One of the players already folded, so I’m facing only two players. And, any ace is good in a table with four players. And it has a suited medium kicker, so perfect for me. I push my last 700 in. The SB folds, BB calls and turns over Q2os. I liked seeing that. Until I saw the deuce on the flop. And that ended the game for me. PokerStars makes me so happy.

Thanks for reading and I’ll see you in the tables.

Math doesn’t exist for me

Does this shit ever happen to you guys? Cause I think karma is trying to fuck up my life.

How is this kind of crap possible???

I think I’m the only one who’s getting these kind of rivers. PokerStars has some kind of a conspiracy against me. I’m sure of it. How else can I get beaten by everething????

I think enough poker for today. Gonna calm my nerves. See you guys tomorrow.

My luck has turned

Kinda pissed off right now. Donks everywhere. I should make a tilt room, so I could beat the hell out of everything.

All in on the flop. He made an awesome call. F*ckin idiot. Cost me my tournament.

Thanks, PokerStars.

On the podium after a while

So I played a 1,2$ 18 player sng and got 2nd place. No riverlucking most of the time, so a good tournament.

Only unlucky on the last hand. My 78s vs his A7. Flop A72, turn 7. So I was drawing dead on the turn. And I went all in on the turn, so. Shit happens. But I’m happy with my 2nd place and 5,4$.

Playing on the low limits for a while now, until I get some more $$$ so I could move up the ranks.

Gotta go, 2,2$ Quintuple shootout is about to begin.

Good luck on the tables!

Good news!

I actually won a hand I should have won! This was the best moment in my day. Thank you, PokerStars!

All in preflop.

Hello all the donks and riverluckers of PokerStars!

I decided to start a poker blog to show you how miserably I get beaten in 80% of hands I should win. Anyway, nice to see you reading here, and do subscribe if you like this blog. I’ll try to update the blog as often as I can. Until then,

See you in the tables!